'Khemgadh, Rajasthan.'
'A story often begins with a voiceover.'
'And as the director, I would like to... '
'... introduce you to the characters.'
'This is Chandraveer Singh.'
'His Highness, Khemgadh.'
'People here also know him as CV Singh.'
Hello. - Hey.
'He is quite friendly with prince Charles in England.'
'And there is something royal about everything he does.'
'And today, his daughter's marriage is being fixed.'
Mars is in the fourth house.
Wow. Mars is in the fourth house.
Mars is in the fourth house.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Hold on. - Okay.
And, Priest.
No, no. Mars is in the fourth house.
Oh no.
Saturn is in the eleventh house.
Oh no. Darn it.
No, no. Saturn is in the eleventh house.
Oh!
Saturn is in the eleventh house.
Congratulations.
You too.
Priest. Pardon me.
Forget who is in which house.
Just find an auspicious date forthe wedding.
Sir, Ms. Divya Kumari must get married to...
...Jaigadh's king's son, Mr. Anant Vijay Singh within seven days.
There is no other date afterthis.
Jaigadh's king, I suggest you be here...
...with the wedding party within six days.
Now we are talking.
Great.
'And the one everyone is trying to hug every time is... '
'... Your Highness Devika.'
'After all, who wouldn't want to hug her? '
'And this is CV Singh's younger brother, Surya Veer Singh.'
Anyone who gets married repents... '
'... but he is repenting without getting married.
'The bride in question is CV Singh's youngest child, Divya Kumari.'
'I guess she is updating herfacebook status... '
'... on hearing of her marriage.'
'Oh! She has some other interests too.'
'CV Singh's eldest son, Prithvi Singh.'
'There is one in every family as per Rajasthan's tradition.'
'And in this family, it's him.'
Makhan Singh. - Sir.
Make a drink. - Sir.
'A drunkard will only drink.'
'That's why I guess even CV Singh steers clear of him.'
'Udaybhaan Singh is youngerthan Prithvi Singh.'
'He is really interested in construction.'
Pushpa.
Leela.
My, my. Rani.
Kamli, where are you going?
Listen. Do you have Rs. 50 change on you?
Yes.
Then slide them here.
This is heaven. This is heaven.
'Yashwant Singh is youngerthan Udaybhaan.'
'He is not really interested in anything special.'
'Ln fact, he hates every special thing.'
'His anger is very costly.'
'And his smile is costlier.'
'And the youngest amongst these brothers... '
'... highly educated, Cambridge college.'
'And now is pursuing his studies in London School of Economics.'
'Veer Vikram Singh.'
Hi, mother. How are you?
Veer, Divya's marriage has been fixed.
Wow. That's great news.
Absolutely.
Just return as soon as possible.
Mother, I'll be there within two days.
And, mother, I am thinking of bringing my girlfriend along this time.
My, my. My boy. You have a girlfriend and all.
Who is she? How is she? Where does she live?
Mother, she's a Singh.
Okay. You're safe.
Oryourfather would've shot both you and your girlfriend.
There is a problem, mother.
Actually, she was born a state higher.
I didn't quite get you, Veer.
Mother, she is from Punjab.
Oh God!
Veer, do you love her?
Of course, mother. We want to get married.
Veer, I suggest you get married and settle down there.
Mother, we will have to tell father some day, right?
Okay, I'll think of something.
You don't worry, mother.
I love you, Veer. - See you.
Love you.
Surya Veer, I want that my royal guests should be served...
...royal scotch in this royal wedding.
Scotch from the heart of Scotland.
Don't worry. All will be done.
Well done.
Yes. I am so happy to see you.
Sean. So happy to see you.
When you were small you couldn't speak because you...
...had chewing gum in your mouth and now it's 'Paan'(Betel nut leaf).
Spit out the 'Paan' and speak.
Makhan Singh. Makhan Singh, come here.
Make him spit the 'Paan'.
Well done.
Now tell me. What were you saying?
I also have good news.
So tell me. What is it?
My son's marriage has been fixed.
'Paan' Singh.
Well done. Well done.
I am so happy for him. I am so happy foryou also.
Thank you.
Where is the girl from?
Delhi. - Really?
Very good. Very good.
Where are they originally from?
Shakkarpur.
Okay. Shakkarpur. Very good. Very good.
Shakkarpur. What does she do?
She has a catering business.
Catering business.
Catering.
And where is she from?
She isn't a Rajput(clan).
Really?
So where is your son going to live after marriage?
Obviously. He'll shift to Delhi.
Live in son-in-law? - Yes.
Wow. Yourthoughts are so lofty.
That means there is not even a drop of royal blood in you anymore.
Father... - Don't interfere.
You aren't married yet.
We'll sort this out.
Paan Singh, you're an amazing duplicate Rajput.
Uncle. Relax, uncle.
You're asking me to relax.
You're asking His Highness CV Singh to relax.
I will slap you.
CV, don't fly too high.
I am ashamed to call you my friend.
You're not a Rajput, but a disgrace to the Rajput clan.
Get out from here.
Shut up, CV.
Ghadiyal Singh.
Sir, 11.23 hours.
Give me the gun. I'll kill you.
No, father.
I dare you to shoot me in the chest.
But this insult will prove very costly to you.
I'll kill you.
Take him away. - No. No.
Let's go. Father.
Chandra Veer Singh, this insult will prove very costly to you.
Get out. - Very costly.
Out. - I am going.
Lousy non Rajput.
Hi, mother.
Hi, mother. - Veer.
Bless you.
How are you, Veer? - How are you?
I missed you.
How are you? - Very well.
My God! My God! You're looking handsome and fit.
Just like you.
Devika! Devika! Devika!
Finally. I am so excited to see you.
I have been waiting forthis day since so long. - Mother, this is Chandni.
My girlfriend.
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
Oh my God!
She's gorgeous.
Mother, this is Chandni.
Chandni, this is my mother.
And why are you calling my mother by name?
Well, she doesn't look like an aunt from any angle.
And I can't call her mother.
Because she hasn't become one as yet.
Absolutely. - I think Devika suits her.
Right, Devika? - I like it.
Come on. Come on. What are we waiting for?
Just a second. Just a second, dear Chandni. Just a second.
You don't know his father.
I will know him only if I meet him, right? Let's go.
Just a second. Just a second.
Veer, I didn't inform that she was coming with you.
And what do I tell CV?
Relax, Devika.
I'll handle everything.
Ljust want Veerto tell his father once what I am to him.
Simple. - No worries. Come on.
This is ours.
Come on. Come on. We are getting late.
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
How can I approve this, Surya Veer?
It's such a disgusting design.
I can never approve this.
Father, this one.
This is garish.
Look at these colors.
This is...
Who has designed this?
Hello, father. - Who's that?
Veer.
How are you, young boy?
I am fine, father. How are you? - Terrible.
Nothing is organized in this wedding but...
Anyway, forget it.
How is the good old weather of London?
Weather, father? - Yes.
He is talking to his son or a stranger?
It was okay, father.
I mean who asks about the weather.
It was raining slightly a few days ago.
In our Punjab, you hug first and then talk.
Dear, this isn't Punjab. This is Rajasthan.
The unpredictability of European weather.
Right. - Right.
Who is she?
That's mother, father.
Oh, her? Father, this is Chandni.
So?
So. She is from London.
I mean she is from London, father.
And?
And... she is a cousin, father.
Cousin?
I mean she is a colleague, father.
Yes, I know. But what is she doing here?
What is she doing here?
Father, she is...
Well... actually, she...
Will you finish this sentence today please?
Of course. Of course.
Father, well... she... actually...
Father, she is a journalist.
She is a journalist, father.
She had to cover an actual royal wedding.
So I said there could be no better royal wedding than ours.
There. He has spoken his truth.
The absolute royal wedding. - Right.
How are you, Ms...
Chandni. - Chandni from London.
I am so happy to see you. - Thank you.
Ms. Chandni from London, you see...
...when I was in Trinity college in Cambridge in London...
...Charles asked me to meet the royal mother.
You see... Prince Charles.
I went and met her somewhere in Buckingham Palace.
No. No. I think it was Windsor Manor.
But I remember. There is a hotel next to...
One minute.
Actually, I am from Ludhiana.
I went to London just two years ago.
Ludiana. - Okay, welcome to royalty, Ms. Chandni.
You see. You'll see in four days what royalty is all about.
Devika, please show her one of our best suites.
And you, Veer. - Yes, father?
Go offeryour prayers in the royal temple downstairs, son.
Okay, father.
You must be really happy today.
Aren't you ashamed?
You lie before yourfather and then offeryour prayers.
Chandni, you won't understand.
When father comes before me...
When I actually see father, I...
Yes. Go on.
When father comes before me, I... well...
Why don't you say you shake in your boots?
Chandni, this is no way to talk.
You can say this sweetly, can't you?
Yes, I can.
But you get scared when you see yourfather.
Isn't it? - You see. That feels so nice.
Shall I say one thing?
There is a hell of a difference of getting scared...
...and shaking in your boots.
A man gets scared when he sees a lion.
Father...
You see. You're shaking in your boots.
God bless.
Listen, now that you love me, you'll have to live up to it.
I am in love.
Shall we?
Wow.
So this is Urvashi palace.
My father has built it.
For his girlfriend?
Oh, shut up.
For his grandmother.
Yes. So she is the one who has become the talk of the town.
Lieutenant Shaitan.
AVSM.
Ati Vishisht Seva Medal(special medal).
You get it when you're in the army.
Hello, uncle. - Hello.
This is my uncle.
And this is... - Chandni.
Come. Come.
She is from London, isn't she? - Yes.
And she's also a journalist. - Yes.
And you want to cover our royal wedding.
Splendid.
For which newspaper?
Tribune. - London Times.
Uncle, she works for both the papers.
Freelancing, you know.
I believe you.
Please come.
So, freelancing.
Where is your office?
Bond Street.
Okay. And the name of Tribune's editor?
Well...
PeterJackson.
Okay. Is he still active or has he retired?
PeterJackson.
You don't know? - What?
He is no more.
Oh my God!
Good old PeterJackson.
Brain hemorrhage, uncle. Brain hemorrhage.
He was a very untrusting man.
But the paper misses him.
Yes. I've started missing him too.
Let's go.
He does what his name says.
The entire city knows him as a sniff dog.
Sniff dog.
Darn it. What the hell.
Looks like the car is on its last legs.
Her body needs to be burnt. Got to collect wood.
There is no one around.
Who is it?
Move.
Who is it? Darn it. - Fatoor Singh, you are under arrest.
Darn it. Bunty.
Dear. How are you doing?
Great. Great. You tell me. How are you?
First class.
Oh. It's Bunty. Give me...
Hold on.
Why are you elbowing me?
So should I knee you?
Hold on a minute.
Your mother is a sample.
Father, why are you giving so many abuses?
Dear, whenever I am very happy, I give lots of abuses.
Okay, tell me. When did you come to India?
You didn't tell me.
Veer's sister is getting married in Khemgadh.
We'll stay here for a few days.
To hell with Veer!
When are you coming home?
Father, I and Veer were thinking of coming to Punjab...
...after getting engaged.
Bunty, darn it. You're getting engaged.
Bunty's engagement.
Darn it!
Darn you! You're getting engaged...
Mother, what's wrong with you?
Why are you giving so many abuses?
Can't help it, dear.
When I am with yourfather, my tongue gets all messed up.
Stop, lad. - Did your car break down?
Bunty's engagement.
Okay, tell me. How are you? Is all well overthere?
Mother, I am fine.
You tell me. How are you?
Dear, I miss you a lot.
Mother, I also miss you a lot.
Mother, there is someone at the door.
Shall I call you in sometime?
Okay. I love you.
Love you too, dear. Okay. Okay.
Let's rock.
Chandni!
God, I am so happy you're here.
And how are the arrangements of your royal wedding shaping up?
Don't ask. Just four more days.
And you know how much is left to be done?
Waxing, cleaning, oiling, bleaching.
Okay. Okay. It's your royal wedding.
Come, sit.
And how is your Anant Vijay Singh Jaigadh doing?
When I hearthe name, I feel like I am marrying four men.
Chandni, you brought my stuff?
Of course, I brought your stuff.
Do you know how hard I have had to work forthis?
You betterthank me properly.
Because if customs had managed to open this...
...your brother would have been in a pickle.
Wow, this is...
And I got you all the colours.
Wow. Its... it's amazing.
Its unique.
Chandni, you keep this.
Use it on brother.
All the cribbing will stop.
Will you seriously be using all these things on Mr. Jaigadh?
Chandni, I will blow him away on the first night.
After all, it's my first wedding night. I have the right.
I like it, you naughty girl.
Please. Keep all these things in your room.
People keep coming into my room.
No one will come here.
Yes. Yes. No problem.
You know what? You're the best.
You don't have to worry. You know, Devika.
In Mittal's wedding, I had decorated...
...the entire stage with Orchids and Swarovski crystals.
Wow.
But personally, I believe fuschia color suits the royals.
You know. Tradition and all.
I understand.
You're the wedding planner. You would know better.
Oh, yes.
Master. - Come on. We'll teach you today.
Master. - We will show you.
You idiot. I will skin you alive.
At the time of the wedding In between Mittal's wife...
...and husband of Singhanya...
Oh Shut Up! You gossip Queen...
Oh yes. Oops.
What happened? - Come on.
Don't try to be too colorful. Come on.
What's going on? - Don't interfere, mother.
You rascal. You do wrong things and then you ask. Come on.
Look, father.
What happened? Why are you beating him?
Ask him. - I am your most loyal servant.
What is his mistake? - Show him.
Look at the doing of this guy.
Princess Divya beds... Beds!
Rascal.
What has he done!
Printing mistake.
I will shoot you, Guddu.
Tell me. Who did this?
No, sir.
You had already given this contract...
...to this printer before I came into the picture.
The cheap one.
Ghadiyal Singh. - 11.12.
This man should be hanging at 11.13.
Hang him here. - Master.
Now it's my turn.
Master. Master. Master.
Master.
Stop. Father, please. What are you doing?
Ghadiyal Singh. - 11.13 hrs, master.
Not the time. Show the card.
Divya beds Yuvraj.
Can I shoot him now? - Master.
At least tell me why you are killing me before you kill me.
Veer, go up and explain his mistake to him.
Go!
Come on.
That'll take some time. You have a breather.
Royal breather.
Here. Read.
"Princess Divya beds Prince Anant Vijay Singh."
Now do you understand? - What's wrong in this?
It's a bedding, right?
Yes, master. A bedding is happening, right?
Veer, tell him his mistake before I shoot him.
Yes, master. Please.
Yes, master.
Brother, beds means a bed.
And weds means marriage.
This means Divya kumari is on Anant Vijay Singh's bed.
Oh my God! Master, shoot me.
Shoot me. - Wait. Wait.
There must be a solution.
The wedding is afterthree days.
We have to courier thousands of cards.
Are we supposed to distribute the new cards on the wedding day?
Master, don't listen to them.
Shoot me.
Keep quiet.
Just a minute. I have an idea.
Come on. Come on.
I will shoot you two minutes later.
Do you have a pen? - Yes.
Thank you.
Prince Divya weds...
10 pens. 10 girls.
There are 1000 cards in total.
All the corrections will be done within an hour.
What a splendid idea!
Royal idea.
Thank you.
Very splendid idea.
From beds to weds. - Brother-in-law. Brother-in-law.
Have you noticed Chandni's waist?
Veer... on Chandni's waist...
You lousy royal pervert. - No.
If you look at her waist again, I'll severe your head.
But... - Quiet. Quiet.
Veer. - Yes, brother.
Let's go. We have lots to do.
Okay, brother. See you.
Wonderful. Thank you so much.
Chandni.
Darling, that was brilliant.
Royal. I am proud of you. Proud of you.
There is something going on between the two.
Lieutenant Shaitan will prove that.
Excuse me. - Sure.
Bye.
Sorry.
"You and I secretly."
"And bound by one single bond."
"You can't go anywhere, dear."
"You and I secretly."
"And bound by one single bond."
"You can't go anywhere, dear." - Chandni.
"This bond is of love."
Do you have change for Rs. 50 on you?
"You can't go anywhere, dear."
Udaybhaan.
Do you want change for 50?
No. No. No.
No. No.
Okay.
I am the lion of the city of love.
I live off my prey.
Well done, Veer.
What's happening here?
We're drying them in the sun.
We'll make pickles from them.
The weapons will be venerated during the wedding.
These are the preparations forthat.
Wow. Nice guns.
Not gun. Pistol.
Pistol in Hindi.
Bruni 8mm.
10 shot magazine. One chamber.
You rememberthe drill.
Do you know how to shoot?
It's my responsibility. I'll fix everything.
No worries.
Hold it properly.
Come here.
Hello, Mr. Kaan Singh.
Master, I didn't understand.
Send 900 kilos 'Kaju Barfi'(Sweet) And 500 kilos flowers.
Master, I can't manage so much now.
Okay. Send 500 kilos 'Kaju Barfi' and 200 kilos flowers.
No, master.
What the hell.
Okay. Send 100 kilos 'Kaju Barfi' and 100 kilos flowers.
Can you send half a kilo 'Barfi' and two flowers?
Master, I can manage that.
Is he supposed to make an offering with that?
What is the matter? Has your mother passed away?
No. No.
Mr. Kaan Singh, I might be too small a person to be saying this.
Go on.
I suggest put off Paan Singh's wedding.
Why?
Actually, there is wedding happening at the fort.
So I have sent all the things there.
I suggest you send the entire market to the fort.
Rascal.
I will burn your shop down. I will burn your shop. - Master.
Get lost.
I'll see him later.
Come on. Move it.
I am ticked off.
Move it.
What are you doing, Veer. Stop it.
We're meeting after so long.
Leave me. Someone might come.
No.
Leave me. Someone might see.
I've got you after so much trouble.
I won't let you go so easily.
Veer, leave me.
Left me.
You'll have to wear glasses if you stare at me like that.
You might have to wear glasses if you stare at the sun.
But not if you stare at Chandni (moonlight).
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
Chandni, I am no good.
You rehearse with brother.
Brother, a school skit...
I mean this is a skit for ladies 'Sangeet'(Pre marriage ceremony).
You'll have to wear glasses if you stare like that.
Come on. Come on, rehearse.
Your Highness, you'll have to wear glasses if you stare like that.
Madam, here goes.
I see intoxication in your eyes.
I'll make a glass out of the glasses if it breaks.
Wow. Wow, brother. Wow.
What a rehearsal!
Really?
Brother, you turned out to be Khemgadh's Naseeruddin Shah.
Yes. - Oh no, that's a bit too much.
Shall we, Chandni? - Let's go.
We'll rehearse like this. Exactly like this.
Exactly.
It's so perfect.
Chand...
"Beloved. Beloved. Beloved."
"It's cunning."
"The heart's cunning."
"It cannot be controlled."
"It's swaying around."
"Someone ward off the evil eye."
"It's fallen for it."
"Radha's dancing around."
"It's cunning."
"The heart's cunning."
"It cannot be controlled."
"It's swaying around."
"Someone ward off the evil eye."
"It's fallen for it."
"Radha'..."
"Radha's dancing around."
"Beloved. Beloved. Beloved. - Just listen..."
"Beloved. Beloved. Beloved."
"Making mistakes has it own excitement."
"I have done a favour by giving you my heart."
"Listen you audacious beauty."
"We didn't meet by chance."
"It was love."
"Radha's dancing around."
"Radha. Radha. Radha."
"Radha's dancing around."
"'I will take you away on a horse."'
"'This is the test of my patience."'
"My bangle jingles."
"Your heart and your home."
"I am in love with both."
"Radha's dancing around."
Radha's dancing around.
What is Veer doing in Chandni's room?
Why are you entering like a mosquito? - Mosquito?
Oh, he's up to mischief.
I came to meet you at this late hour...
...and you are calling me a mosquito.
Ungrateful.
Okay. I am sorry.
Now tell me why you are here.
To tell you that I love you.
I love you too.
Check it.
Okay.
Udaybhaan.
Goodnight. - Oh, goodnight.
Not to wish you, I am giving it to you.
As it is there are quite a lot of mosquitoes in this room.
Thank you.
But listen...
Who is it now? - I don't know.
Just go.
Chandni.
I was thinking... whenever you want to rehearse...
...I will be there foryou. - Thank you.
I want to say anotherthing.
You look like a princess.
Thank you.
Can I say a sonnet? - Of course, of course.
Thank you. Thank you.
Neitheryou nor does death grace me with its presence.
But Zohra sings really well.
"Mama's boy has been spoilt."
Thief. Thief.
Thief.
Come down.
Where are you going? - Stop it.
Stop it, Johnny.
Come down. - Shut up. Quiet.
Johnny, shut up.
It's me.
Lieutenant Shaitan.
Back door entry.
I love it.
Shut up.
Come.
Soft.
Guddu. Guddu.
Enough.
Help only as much as is needed.
Don't push. - Climb.
What are you doing?
Back off.
I'll lose my balance.
What wretched days!
I have to come to the gym early morning to romance my girlfriend.
How romantic.
Oh so...
Good morning, everybody.
Hey, guys. How is it going?
Father, you guys in the gym?
We come here every day.
You weren't here. You were in London.
That's why you don't know.
You nevertold me that you come here every day.
I see.
And why have I come here?
Brother, you stand outside.
We'll tell you in sometime.
I'll just go for a walk and come back.
Here. Here. About turn.
Why are you taking me back?
Hello, boys.
Help me. - Of course.
Veer.
Please. - Of course.
Relax your shoulders first.
Breathe in.
Back straight. Chest out.
Neck straight.
Look in front.
Hands up.
And now. Pull.
I say. You make me sit like a robot and then you say pull.
Have you grabbed it? - Yes.
And now pull with both your hands in one breath.
He's a bigger rascal than Sholay's Veeru.
Veer. - Yes, brother?
Help us also a little.
Yes. Of course. Of course.
Come on.
You understood, right?
Now let me go.
Why have I come here?
Brother, stay outside. Outside. I'll tell you in sometime.
Chandni, you don't know my brothers.
You have no idea of their power.
They are built like tanks.
Even kids lift 80.
They don't even consider anything less than 160.
So, brother, shall I load them?
Do it.
Yes. Do it.
Chandni, you don't know my brothers.
This is nothing.
I was very small. But I remember...
...that the jeep was stuck in the sand.
These two lifted the jeep and pushed it to a side.
Wow.
One's He-man. The other is Superman.
Yes.
Brother, I'll load 20 more.
He is going to get me killed.
Chandni, you don't know my brothers.
Brother Uday and brother Yashwant...
...had pushed a truck once.
What is he blabbering away?
Brother, let me load 20 more.
Chandni. You don't know my brothers.
Right, brother.
Don't praise us anymore?
Are you sure? - Yes.
Why am I here?
I will tell you, wait outside for sometime.
I am leaving.
Chandni. Chandni.
Wait a minute. I am coming as well.
Just a minute.
I am so impressed.
I know.
I am so impressed.
I know.
I am so impressed.
Chandni, you don't know my brothers.
You were leaving.
Come, let's go.
Veer.
At least tell me now why I am here.
Brother, I don't even know why I am here.
Brother Bhanu. What happened to you?
Did you fall off a horse?
What do you think?
Can any horse throw me off its back?
I slipped in the bathroom. - I see.
Were you wearing an underwear?
Let's go, Chandni.
Come on. - Take care, sir.
Yes. I was wearing an underwear.
Bye.
Ghadiyal Singh. - Master. 10:01.
So, young lady.
His Highness, Chandraveer Singh Rathod...
...is ready forthe interview. - Okay.
First question.
How did Jaigadh and Khemgadh accept this alliance?
Bloody good question.
You see... in 1990.
No, sorry.
In 1945, my father...
No, I think.
I think in 1498 ourforefather...
...Maharaval Daler Singh Khanda...
...sat in Khemgadh and, from Philodhi.
Now where the hell is Philodhi.
Philodi was... No, no. It can't be upstairs.
So. Yes.
He expanded his kingdom from Philodhi to Kekdi.
Now, the Panipat battle in 1526...
So that's how this alliance was accepted.
Next question.
There's nothing left.
What do you mean by "There's nothing left".
You answered all the questions in yourfirst answer.
That was the last one.
That's... that's what we royal people are all about.
Now, young lady, I am going to ask you a question. - Me?
Yes. - Okay.
How were you named Chandni?
Good question. - Always.
Me. - Yes.
Actually, Mr. CV Singh.
It's not Mr. CV Singh, its Your Highness.
Your Highness. - Yes, Your Highness.
Pardoned. Come on.
Actually, my mother and father went to see a movie...
...forthe first time aftertheir marriage. Chandni.
The 'Dhak-Dhak' girl. - No.
The 'Nau-Nau Chudiyaan'.
Oh, the 'Nau-Nau Chudiyaan' girl, got it, got it.
Then what happened?
As soon as the song began...
...I kicked forthe first time in my mother's womb.
Really? Kicked?
And father said "Let me tell you one thing...
"...if it's a girl then her name will be Chandni."
Good idea. Good idea. But I have royal question.
What if it had been a boy? What then?
That's a point? - Then...
Chandra Chud.
Chandra Chud?
Chandra Chud.
Come, Devika. Join us.
She was interviewing me and now I am interviewing her.
Darling, you see you are very jolly, you are very charming.
You are so beautiful, you are so... You are so Chandni.
But why aren't you married yet.
I mean, is everything okay?
Come on, tell me.
Actually everything is fine, but...
...I have very little hope of getting married.
I feel I will stay unmarried.
Why do you say that?
Actually, all the astrologers tell me the same thing.
That if I want to get married then, I will have to do it this month.
Otherwise, there is no other auspicious phase for me.
There are just three-four days left now.
That's a serious issue.
I have another problem.
I can't find a boy of my level.
So, what kind of a boy are you looking for?
Like Veer.
I mean someone like your personality.
Okay, carry on.
You know, intellectual, smart, handsome like you.
I am a complete man.
Yes. Complete man.
There is a...
Chandni darling.
Before Divya gets married and leaves...
...I will find a boy foryou.
That's... that's a Rajput's promise.
Thank you so much, Your Highness.
But, look around you, not too far.
Don't worry about that.
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
Here.
"I will... say exactly... what you like to hear."
Yes, master. Thank you.
Veer. - Yes, brother.
Brother.
She is not a girl.
She's a 12 mm bullet.
And she has pierced my heart.
I am sorry, Veer. I won't even look at the moon from today.
I am sorry.
Veer. Where are you lost?
I am sorry. You were saying something.
Yes.
How do I load her in my double-barrel heart?
Give me an idea.
Tell me. You know these girls from London. Tell me.
Brother, these London girls are very smart.
Very smart.
You will have to directly attack. - Attack?
Direct attack.
Corner her.
Embrace hertightly.
And kiss her.
You will get me killed.
Brother, if you think too much...
...then she will slip out of your hands.
And anyway, Brother Uday and brother Prithvi...
...are trying their luck as well.
I will...
Forget about them, and think about her.
Are you sure? - 100 percent, brother.
Yes.
Brother, what are you doing?
She is your girlfriend.
That's why I know what she will do.
Now watch the fun.
Chandni.
"I will... say exactly... what you like to hear."
"If you call day as night, then so will I."
"I will... say exactly... what you like to hear."
Didn't I tell you?
Brother.
I am leaving.
Brother, you took a little long in stopping her and kissing her.
She shoots guns... and slaps as well.
She's the girl of my type.
She will be Mrs. Ywant. Yes.
Thank you, Veer.
Thank you, brother.
God bless you.
I will have to think of another idea.
Hello, Priest.
Here you go. I have brought weapons forthe veneration.
You got them? - Yes.
Master. - Yes.
Yourteeth are very beautiful.
I am seeing them for the first time in 32 years.
Hi.
Come, let's go together.
We will like it as well.
Yes, and we will eat something as well. - Of course.
Even dogs eat food.
Be a man, drink alcohol.
Chandni. You don't know my brothers.
No, Veer. - No. - No, no, no.
She knows, she knows.
Brother Prithvi is a wonderful driver.
From Philodhi to Kekdi...
...there is no driver who can compete with him.
Oh yes! - There... - Amazing!
Listen. It's my turn.
What is wrong with him? What did he drink?
Udaybhaan. Udaybhaan.
Where are you going?
Sit.
Brother.
I am Udaybhaan. - I am Yashwant.
Whatever. Get in the back.
Hold my drink.
Yashwant, give me your cap.
Chandni. When brother Prithvi drives the car...
...then the car's just a blur.
Just a blur.
But they cannot win against us.
Chandni. You are awakening the cheetah inside brother Prithvi.
Yes, don't do it. - Don't do it.
Even a small child can leave this scrap behind on his Tobo-cycle.
Chandni, you are insulting brother Prithvi.
Come on, let's race to Pinjrapul. Come on.
Jokers.
So, what is your intention?
Exactly what Rishi and Sri had in mind.
"Come be mine."
Careful, brother.
"Come be mine."
"With colourful clouds."
"With the kohl in your eyes."
"I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"With colourful clouds."
"With the kohl in your eyes."
"I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"You fool."
"Who, me?"
"You never bring any flower, or a gift along."
"You are such a fool. How do I explain to you?"
"Do I teach you love?"
"You should never come to see your sweetheart empty-handed."
"Never come to see your sweetheart empty-handed."
"Don't you know?"
"I forgot again today."
"I will surely remember it next time."
"I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Get lost."
"Chanting Chandni."
"You got away only with writing my name on your heart."
"You don't know."
"Your image dwells in my heart."
"Want to see it? Do you?"
"Your love has won."
"I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"My Chandni."
What the...
Look who is here.
Veer. Bunty.
Bunty. Come out.
Where are you, my child? Come out quickly.
There he is.
Come, son. Come on.
Come on, son, give me a hug.
When did you all arrive? Why did you all come here?
How are you?
We are meeting today after London.
Greet him.
Greetings.
Rascals, what did you two think...
...that you two will get engaged quietly.
Engagement? - See, Pammi.
As soon as we got the good news...
...we turned the car around and came here.
Good news. What good news. There is no good news here.
Stop blabbering and show me the room.
Pammi needs to use the bathroom.
What the hell is going on?
Who are they to create a ruckus in this royal family?
Hello. - Hello.
Introduce us as well. - Veer, who are they?
Tell him who we are.
Father, he is Fatoor Singh and she is Pammi.
Fatoor Singh and Pammi, so?
Do you want me to welcome them with a garland?
Give our complete introduction, who we are.
Father, they... they...
They... they...
Why don't you just tell him something?
Son, say it quickly.
Father, they are Punjab's number one decorator.
What?
Especially called forthe decoration.
Decorators.
Decorator?
Yes. Decorator.
I understood.
Yes. Punjab's no. 1 decorator.
And who is this young lady? - His assistant number 1.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me.
What is this?
Veer, what is this?
I am there forthese things, am I not?
Please, trust me. - No, no, you are the planner.
And he's the decorator.
He has conducted all the big marriages in Punjab.
Yes. My grandfather got Buta Singh, Zail Singh...
...Manmohan Singh, Milkha Singh married.
And we have two years of waiting.
Once the waiting got so long...
...that we got the mother and father married...
...on the second birthday of their child, isn't it?
Yes, Kishen Singh.
Good joke.
Okay, Veer.
Find a good hotel around and make their arrangements.
Yes, yes. - What are you saying, mister?
Visitors from Punjab don't stay in hotels.
Open up a room here.
Tell them. - Yes, yes.
I apologise. Sorry, I apologise. All right.
Chandni.
Look, we have called the number one decoratorfrom Punjab.
Come on.
Now are you going to make Pammi a maid?
She's doing the dishes in the corner. Will that look good?
There was no other option.
But why did you need to come here?
Bunty, you said you're getting engaged. So we came here happily.
Yes, but... Bunty. Who is Bunty?
Bunty is this girl.
Your name is Bunty?
Pet name.
Really?
Never mind. This is not the time.
But I was just joking about the engagement.
And you've landed up here.
Look, parents take everything the kids say seriously.
We never knew you would take such serious offence in our coming here.
No, mother. It's not that.
It's okay.
I'll go tell CV Singh that we're Chandni's parents.
We're here to get her married. Simple.
This is not that simple.
Why? What happened?
You don't know my father.
He can do anything.
Once Divya gets married, I'll tell him everything.
It's just a matter of three days.
But what's the problem?
Veer's father is a little crazy.
Crazy?
Sorry.
How can you call my father crazy?
Thank God that I'm not explaining to them with expletives.
That is how they understand.
Hello. - Hello.
This is my mother.
Hello. - And these are Chandni's parents.
I am really sorry you all had to do all this.
It's okay.
Father... - Keep quiet.
Don't worry. I had played many roles in college.
Doctor. Inspector. Conductor.
Decorator is not an issue.
We're even ready to become beggars for Bunty's happiness.
Absolutely. - Who is Bunty?
Forget it, mother.
Now all happy? - Yes.
Very good.
Not happy. Happy Singh.
Shut up. Happy Singh.
Gosh! Happy Singh.
Oh, no. Go ahead. I'll make a call and join you.
Please. Please come.
See.
See who's calling. - Yes.
Who is calling?
Answer it quickly.
Hello.
Hello. - Brother, hello.
This is Manjeet Singh.
Is Happy Singh there?
Yes. Speak to Happy.
I will keep an eye on the road.
You speak on the phone.
Yes. Hello, brother.
Where have you reached?
We are just an hour away from yourfort.
Ask. Have we missed the engagement?
Shut up, you idiot.
Okay, listen.
Stop where you are.
Don't move from there till I ask you to.
Done, brother. Okay.
Darn it.
What are you doing?
What happened? Keep quiet. Keep quiet.
Keep quiet.
Brother had called up.
Stop where you are.
Got it? We have to go when he calls us.
Come on. Get your bags.
Okay. Okay. - Come on.
Come on, dude. What are you doing?
I want flowers everywhere. You know flowers. Flowers.
I want fusia color.
Nippy, this place is amazing.
Hell. It's so hot.
My brief is wet.
And what is this? Is this the way to work?
Come here. Come here. - Darn it. What the hell is he doing?
Fix these pleats.
Okay, sir. - Hell. What are you doing?
Please understand. - What are you doing?
And do it proper...
Who is this idiot who has put up curtains with such disgusting colors?
Take it off. Red curtain. Red.
Excuse me.
Hello. Excuse me.
This hall will have this color.
I have decided only after consulting CV sir.
Okay? - Keep quiet, you knucklehead.
Who is the decorator number one? Me or CV?
Excuse... - It will be red. Red.
It will be Fuschia. Okay?
Pushia. Pushia. You speak such fowl language.
Aren't you ashamed?
Not Pushia. Fuschia.
Yes. The same thing. You bonehead.
Say it again. Then see what I do to you.
What can you do?
You keep quiet.
Tell me. What are you going to do?
I... I will report you to CV sir.
Go ahead. Report me.
I was never afraid of even my own father.
So you think I am going to be afraid of someone else's father?
Really?
Give him a kick up his back side. Throw him out.
Come on. - Throw him out.
Come on, let's go.
What are you doing down there? Get up. Get up. Rascals.
Take this off.
What did he say about His Highness?
Sir, when I told him that this decoration...
...has been approved by CV sir, you know what he said.
Change this. I am the number one decorator.
What else? - Sir, he said. Go tell CVthat I am not scared...
...of even his forefathers, let alone him.
Darn you! How dare you say that!
Where the... Where is he?
Come on, brother. The same color on the other side as well.
What's your problem?
This bonehead is my problem, brother.
He had put up such dull colors. So boring.
Look at this.
I have put up 'Rade'.
What's 'Rade'?
'Rade' means red, brother.
Father, what's the problem?
Mr. Fatoor Singh, is there some problem?
Son, come here.
You're an intelligent boy. These two colors.
This bonehead had put up this dull color.
And I have put up the red color.
Tell me. Which one is better?
You have a good taste.
I am sorry, father. But I like red.
You see. - Hold on.
Chandni, please come here.
I'll show you taste.
Dear, tell me. Do you like Fuschia or his red color?
Tell me.
Honestly? - Yes.
I like Fuschia.
But... - Hold on a minute.
Chandni said Fuschia looks good. So Fuschia it will be.
But hell... This color is so dull.
What do you people know about taste?
You don't even have good names.
Names should be like the ones we have.
Chandraveer Pratap Singh. Suryaveer Pratap Singh.
Bhavani Singh. And your names.
Pappu Singh. Tikku Singh. Babbu Singh.
You have kid like names.
But, brother, the movie was made on us.
Singh is King.
You too are a king.
Why wasn't it made on you? Tell me.
That's because...
That's because we...
Bury it. Bury it. - Where?
In the mud.
Look...
Cheers, father.
Cheers to 'Rade'.
You're a very funny man, Fatoor Singh.
Brother, it's your grace.
I'll tell you a story, sir. - Why not?
One of our neighbors wanted a divorce from his wife being fed up of her.
The judge asked why.
The neighbor said that I am not happy with my wife.
Happens.
Wife said, "Look, the entire colony is happy with me."
"I can't satisfy the lust of this one man."
Well done. Well done.
The wife said, "What do you mean?"
"Look, the entire colony is happy with me."
"I can't satisfy only your lust."
The wife said, "What do you mean?"
"Look, the entire colony is happy with me."
"I can't satisfy only your lust."
Another one.
Father, the bottle is empty. Shall we call it a night?
Open another one. There's a bar here.
No. No. I'll treat you to Punjab's special.
Veer, go down.
There is a bottle wrapped in my underwear...
...behind the socks in my briefcase.
Go bring it. - Yes. Of course. Of course.
I am sorry. I've started considering your son my son.
No problem. But wrapped in underwear.
Fatoor Singh, do you have a son?
Yes, I have a daughter.
Really? What's her name?
Chand...
Chandigarh. - Chandigarh.
Chandigarh Kaur.
Don't say anything after I leave.
No. No. Don't worry, son. Go.
Fatoor Singh, come here. Come on.
I like you. Come on. Sit. Sit.
You're a good man.
Yes. Thank you.
A small favor. - Yes.
Do you know of a strapping lad?
One. I can bring 40.
Whom do you want to beat up? I will call them.
No beating up.
I am saying some nice good boy type of boy.
Why do you want the boy?
I will tell you later.
Tell me. Do you know of any good lad?
But what type? Tell me that.
You know. Somebody good looking, intelligent.
A complete man.
Just like me.
Found one. Found one.
He is an amazing boy.
Pappi Sardar.
Pappi Sardar. Not possible.
His name is Pappi Sardar. Pappi Sardar is out.
Not at all.
Brother, hold on a minute.
His real name is Jorawar Singh.
This name is as good as yours.
Ludhiana's strapping young lad.
From a good family. Hi-fi.
He is so grand.
Really?
He bathes with Philippines' soap.
Wipes with Turkish towels.
Educated in London.
Very good.
He abuses so well in English...
...that you'll be pleased no end.
What style!
When he walks on the street, traffic comes to a halt.
He is a super boy.
Ghadiyal Singh.
Master, 9.38 hrs.
9.38 hrs. Good time to call on royal family... good boy just now.
And call him here.
In over here. In Khemgadh. Now.
Right away. Right away. - Right.
Pick up the phone, idiot. Pick it up.
Here. Shall I make a drink?
It was wrapped in the underwear.
Just a minute.
Pappi. Fatoor Singh here.
Idiot, listen.
Leave Ludhiana tonight and get to Jodhpur.
You've to reach a place named Khemgadh nearJodhpur.
In the manor.
Okay. Be here early morning.
I will tell you what for when you are here. Leave immediately.
Look. He will reach here in the morning.
Well done, Fatoor Singh.
If Pappi Sardar doesn't reach here tomorrow...
...I will shoot you.
Brother. Shoot me twice.
Now tell me. Why did you call him?
I have promised my daughter like girl I will conduct her marriage.
What's her name?
Her name is Chandni. - Chandni?
Our Chandni?
How come our Chandni? She is my Chandni.
I have promised herthat before my daughter gets married...
...I will get her married.
Hence if he doesn't come here, I will shoot you.
What was the need to do all this?
You drink and become a phantom.
And go out to help people.
It hurts.
Who is Pappi Sardar?
There is no man called Pappi Sardar.
I was bluffing.
How would I know his crazy father...
...will seriously call Pappi Sardarto get you married?
Whom were you talking to on the phone?
I had called up Just Dial.
I was talking to him about Pappi Sardar.
But that rascal also didn't understand anything.
He disconnected.
From where will you bring Pappi Sardar?
Father said he will shoot you.
I have brought 40 men.
All are aged.
'Hey you.'
No. No. No. No. Don't even think of it.
Have you all gone mad?
Did you see?
Because of him his father will shoot me.
Because of me?
Very funny!
I won't do it.
If you don't do it, go and tell him the truth.
Hold on.
Veer, I know it's not the best idea.
But you only have to play a drama for half an hour.
Behave so insolently that uncle will throw you out.
Simple. - But...
Chandni, if by chance he asks you, reject him.
If motherfinds out, she will get hyper.
Why will you tell your mother?
I don't even know Punjabi.
You were having an affair with herforthe past two years.
She must have taught you something.
Hey, you.
Where is everyone? Look, who has come!
The way it should be. Try and pull up overthere.
Go and call everyone quickly. - What?
What?
Strange man!
Why are you staring at me? Go.
Who the hell are you?
I am Pappi Sardar.
Pappi Sardar?
Shall I shake hands with you? Or else... give you Pappi's hug.
I will kill you.
His Highness, hold it.
Hold it.
He doesn't recognize royals?
Hold it.
He is His Highness Chandraveer Singh.
And he is Pappi Sardar.
He? - Quiet. What is this? Touch his feet.
Forgive me. Forgive me. Forgive me.
It's okay. It's okay. - Give me a hug.
It's okay. It's okay. I forgive you. I forgive you.
Tell me. Who has called me?
I want to conduct my daughter like girl's marriage.
That's why I have called you.
Who is she? Call her.
I have called her. She is...
You are very tiptop and well maintained.
Done.
I like the girl.
She is Her... - Oh, Lord.
Shut up.
She is Her Highness Devika Rani. My wife.
Forgive me.
Give me a hug. Give me a hug.
Your wife tempted me.
Forgive me.
Devika, please sit down.
Don't get excited.
How very charming!
Thank you.
He is Pappi.
We have called him from Ludhiana for Chandni's marriage.
Where did you study in London?
Hey, you!
Am I crazy?
That I will go to London and waste my money?
What do you mean?
When you can do correspondence...
...then why waste money?
In correspondence they don't teach you how to say...
...why waste the money?
Forget it. Even television can teach me to speak like that.
Good.
Pappi, it will be better if you remove your sunglasses and talk.
I can't remove my sunglasses.
I have got conjunctivitis.
From where?
It's conjunctivitis.
I have heard there is a wedding in this house.
If you say, I will remove it.
No. Let it be.
You also wear it.
Fine.
Where did Veer go? Veer.
Yes, father.
What did you say?
Teeth. Teeth. The elephant teeth in your palace, it's superb.
It's marvelous.
We royals have all kinds of ancient things.
Come, dear. Come.
Come. Come.
My son. After a long time.
You are looking handsome in this getup.
Here. Sit here. - Yes.
Look, Chandni has also come.
Hello. - Hello.
Sit here. Sit here.
You are fairerthan milk.
Shall I kiss you?
Insolent. Shameless.
What are you doing to my sons?
Pardon me.
I am interfering in yourfamily matters.
But in ourfamily it's insolence to drink in front of elders.
If you had slapped him once when he was a kid...
...he wouldn't have behaved like that today.
You will be beaten badly.
Before you tell me to leave, it will be betterthat I leave.
Fatoor Singh, see me to the door. - Get lost.
Hold on.
Now what?
Chandni. - Yes.
Go out with him.
I want to discuss something in your absence.
Royal discussion.
Darling... You...
Gorgeous...
You slapped them nicely.
Today, I acted so well that father will surely...
...throw me out of the house.
I will kill him, brother. I will kill him.
Stop. What are you doing, Bruce Lee? Keep it inside.
Keep it inside, Rana Pratap.
We will tackle him later.
Reject me quickly. The beard is very itchy.
Yes?
I am coming.
What do you think about my girl?
She is deluxe.
What do you mean by deluxe?
Stupendous.
Okay. Stupendous.
Dear, do you like him?
I don't like him at all.
I know what you mean. I also didn't like him.
He is loud, garish. He doesn't belong to a royal family.
But he is cultured.
Cultured. Wow! Wow!
What I couldn't do with Prithvi in so many years...
...he did it with one slap.
When I was young, I was also like you.
I would be a lion.
Until Devika tamed me. Thank you, Devika.
Great, sister-in-law! Great!
Dear, you wanted a man having my personality, right?
If you care for my opinion even a bit, marry him.
Dear, forthe first time in life I am taking a decision for someone...
...who is not my family.
So don't do anything to mock me and make me feel ashamed.
This royal dagger is foryou as a wedding token.
But, Your Highness...
His Highness has decided.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...
...Mr. Zoravar Singh in our royal family.
I will commit suicide with this.
May your enemies die!
We will do one thing. We will make Pappi disappear.
We will make some excuse.
We will say Pappi ran away.
Quiet. - We will say he fell from the terrace and died.
Yes. I will use you as the corpse.
You are right. Best idea.
We will say there was a fire in his factory. So he left.
Flop idea.
Pappi can't do anything to humiliate father.
What bond do you share with Pappi?
But he is my father, right?
Father should be ridiculed because of me. No.
I won't let that happen.
Don't worry.
If ljog my brains, I will come up with countless ideas.
No. No. No.
Please don't jog your brains. Please.
But there must be some solution.
I will have to remain Pappi.
When will you be Veer? - When I won't be Pappi.
Veer.
Yes?
Remove your goggles. - What?
Otherwise Pappi Sardar will be exposed.
What?
Be careful.
Veer. - Yes? What happened?
Where were you? You are missing since morning.
Where were you?
I had gone out forfather's work.
What work?
The priest had given a list.
Father said to bring some things.
What list?
That... It's here. - Forget the list. Do you know what's going on?
What?
Father has fixed Chandni's marriage with Pappi Sardar.
It's great news.
We should congratulate her. - Veer.
Are you on my side? Or... I mean, are you on our side?
Or on Pappi Sardar's side?
Absolutely. - Pappi Sardar...
He is a cheap man. You don't understand. - True.
Our Chandni's life will be ruined, Veer.
Chandni's life will be ruined,
Our Chandni? What do you mean?
No. No. No. She has come to our house as a guest.
She is a nice girl.
She is our kin. What else? Right?
We will have to teach Pappi Sardar a lesson.
What lesson, brother? I will chop him. - Exactly.
I will begin with his legs. I will cut his toes first.
Then his knees, then his thighs and then...
No. No. No, brother. It's a flop idea.
Do you remember? Last time you had thrashed that boy.
All of you were right. - Yes.
Still father scolded all of you.
Remember?
What else will we do? What?
What will we do?
I suggest send naked girls to his room.
We will click his photo and show it to father.
And say, "Look, you are conducting Chandni's marriage..."
"...with such a derogatory man."
Father will shoot him. What?
You are right, brother. Genius!
Yes! - Right.
You will arrange forthe naked girls.
You are right. Let me think. - Of course.
Rani has gone to her village.
Pushpa.
She won't come naked in front of anyone.
There must be more. There must be more.
Do one thing. Your murder plan is better. Do that.
Come on. - No. No. No.
You must have some other idea.
You are trying hard to save him.
I don't share any bond with him.
Wait in the old fort at night. - Yes.
I will cajole him and bring him there.
Thrash him in the dark.
Nobody will know who beat him.
Fantastic, Veer!
Not bad!
Shall we go?
Hey, girl.
Devika. - Why are you doing this to Veer?
There is no other option but to adjust for Veer.
One girl and two husbands.
Two husbands?
No. No. No. Devika, you are just getting it all wrong.
Veer... Veer is Pappi Sardar.
What?
Veer is Pappi?
Veer is Pappi? - Yes. That's true.
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Thank you.
Tradition. Tradition. Tradition. You know tradition. Okay?
So all boys will feed the girls.
Henna or no henna.
Your Highness, you will feed Devika.
Royally. - Yes.
Mr. Fatoor, you will feed Ms. Pammi. - Yes.
And Divya...
Yes. Her beautiful brother.
With pleasure. - Yes.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Who will feed Chandni? - Veer.
Yes, father.
Veer, bring Pappi Sardar. Royally.
Okay, father. Okay, father.
Veer.
Shall I come with you?
Okay. - Come on. Come on.
Come on. Yes. Begin. - Yes.
Uncle. - Yes.
What kind of man is Pappi Sardar?
Man?
He's nice.
Father was saying he is very dangerous.
He slaps people.
Did he slap you? - Forget it.
Watch it.
Pappi Sardar. - Pappi Sardar.
Pappi Sardar, hello. - Pappi Sardar.
Open the door.
Uncle. - What?
My stomach is not well.
Numbertwo. - Numbertwo.
Two minutes. - Go. Go. Go quickly.
Pappi Sardar.
Ghadiyal Singh.
2:58, sir.
What are you doing here?
What did you see?
Who is it?
Why are you sitting on the floor? Get up. Get up.
Pappi Sardar, why did you take so long?
I was in the bathroom.
Do you have any problem?
Come on.
Veer, come on. - Yes. Coming in five minutes.
Fine. I am going. - Yes. Coming in five minutes.
Hey, come on. - Yes. I am coming. Coming.
'Yes. Coming in five minutes.'
God bless you.
You bit me.
Pappi Sardar, I feel happy when I see both of you.
I have spoken at the Gurudwara.
After Divya gets married I will conduct...
...your marriage the next day.
What's the hurry?
We will marry in Punjab.
Yes, father. What's the hurry?
You said your astrologer has said if you don't get married...
...in the next three days, you will never get married.
Didn't you say it?
Lovely! I will organize a special theme forthis Punjabi wedding.
That's it. Call your parents tomorrow.
It's my royal order.
His Highness, actually we...
You see, herfather will come.
But her mother can't come. - Why not?
She is in a mental asylum. - What?
Mother is in a mental asylum?
Yes. Absolutely.
She told me. She told me.
Fine. Call yourfathertomorrow. That's it.
Now, ladies, you enjoy your evening together.
Gentlemen, please follow the royal king.
Right? - Yes, uncle.
What do you mean uncle? It's not uncle. It's His Highness.
You see, after drinking four pegs everybody gets high.
Very funny! I am forced to laugh.
I hope your parents are coming forthe wedding.
Actually, Your Highness, my parents can't come. - But why?
Because they are dead.
I am so sorry to hearthat. - What had happened?
Accident.
When? - 1985.
How? - Car.
Where?
Ludhiana-Bhatinda Highway.
Will you explain in details? - Let it be.
No. I want to hear.
No. He is asking for details. I will tell him. - Okay. Fine.
Your Highness. - Yes.
In those days there were ambassador cars.
Of course, I know.
Mother and father were returning to Ludhiana at night.
The driver must have dozed off. - Oh!
The car collided with a truck carrying iron rods.
Oh, God.
One rod entered my father's head. - Okay.
It entered the eye and went through the skull. - Okay.
His brains were dripping from the rod.
Like this.
No. It's alright. It's alright.
The way... the way... cream drips from your biscuit.
Yes. It is fine, son. I understood. Okay. Let it be. Let it be.
No. No. Finish the story.
What finish? Let it be. - Yes.
No. He is asking for details. I will tell him.
Oh, God.
My mother was slightly lucky. - Okay. Thank God.
None of the rods hit her. - God is great.
She would have survived. - Yes.
If the door had not opened. - Which door?
The car's door. - The door opened?
Yes. And she fell on the road.
Okay. Okay.
The oncoming truck crushed her so badly...
All her intestines got stuck to the road.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
The way jam sticks to bread.
Fine, son. Sorry. Sorry. Pardon me. Pardon me.
We don't want anything.
Because of the goggles maybe you can't see.
I don't know, son. Don't cry, son.
But my eyes are brimming with tears.
It's brimming.
Forgive me, son. Forgive me. I made a mistake.
No. No. No. No problem.
He insisted. So I also told you.
He is a scoundrel. - Scoundrel.
He is heartless. - Heartless.
Shameless. - Shameless.
Insolent.
He is a scoundrel. Everything. Everything.
Forgive us. - Can I wipe my tears and come?
Surely, son. I will make a drink foryou in the meanwhile.
I will be back, Your Highness. - I'll make a drink for myself even.
Pappi will be back.
Pappi, have a drink. - What is your problem?
At times conjunctives. At times tears. - Keep quiet.
Something is fishy. I am telling you. - What will you have?
Pappi's embrace. Pappi's embrace.
What's the matter?
Pappi has gone inside.
What is Veer doing?
Veer.
Alright. I am coming.
Uncle.
Carefully. Easy. Easy.
What happened to you? - Easy. Easy. Easy.
You fell down.
All this... all this happened because of Pappi Sardar.
I will kill him.
Uncle... if you want to understand a Sardar...
...you will have to become a Sardar.
Yes. - Yes.
Understood? - Yes.
Please don't come dressed up as a Sardar.
Look, don't harass me. I will divorce you.
Hello.
Who is in the group? - In the group?
Brother, there is Jagjit. Chhinda. Minder. Manak.
Enough. - Tell me.
I have some work with you.
Tell us.
Come on, quickly. Veer will be arriving with Pappi.
We'll teach him a good lesson today. Come on. Quickly.
What the hell? What is this now?
Kamli. What are you doing?
Leave. Leave. Come on. Leave.
You have come, dear?
Today, I am very tired.
Give me a massage. Like last time.
Try to understand. Leave. Come on. Leave. Run.
Come.
Shut up, will you?
Leave, shameless woman. I will not spare you.
Get lost.
What happened?
Brother.
She is enough.
"Don't touch me."
"Stay away."
"I am trouble. You will get scorched."
"Don't touch me."
"I am intoxicated with love. Oh, yeah."
"Don't feel shy. Come."
"It is youth, o beloved."
"Come on. Let's dance."
"Let's party till we crash."
"So keep on dancing up."
"Dancing all night long."
"The thrill of my life."
We will hammer him with this.
"Don't stop yourself."
"Just party all night long."
"Hey, DJ. Play that song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Wind up the freaky song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Hey, DJ. Play that song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Wind up the freaky song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Get lost, lover boy."
"I won't give you my heart."
"I'm not yourtoy."
"Just a girl who wants to play some boys."
"Leave my hand."
"Go away, beloved."
"Otherwise I will abuse you badly."
"Come on. Let's dance."
"Let's party till we crash."
"So keep on dancing up."
Will this do?
"The thrill of my life."
"The ambiance lies in frolic."
"Don't stop yourself."
"Just party all night long."
"Hey, DJ. Play that song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Wind up the freaky song."
"I want to party all night long."
As soon as Pappi comes here, I will throw a blanket on him.
You beat him with the stick. You kick him.
Nobody will make any noise. - Okay.
It's the flatbread's stuffed with radish.
"Hey, DJ. Play that song."
"I want to party all night long."
"Wind up the freaky song."
"I want to party all night long."
Who is it?
Yashwant. My brave man. Beat him.
Don't spare him. Kill him.
Pappi's hug.
Sachin. Sehwag. Dravid. Laxman, Dhoni.
Everybody beat him. Beat him.
Why did you call all of them, brother?
So that nobody suspects us.
Yes. Beat him.
Genius.
Stop.
Stop it.
What happened?
He is dead.
Give me the stick.
He is alive.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Hurry up.
Or else we'll be caught.
Pappi Sardar... - Chandni.
Aflowerfrom Pappi Sardarfor Bunty.
He...
Thank you.
Foolish.
The night is young and so are we.
Come. And give me a hug.
My Pappi.
If he is here... then who is inside?
Who? Who is it?
Uncle Shaitaan.
I am telling you.
Uncle. - Uncle Shaitaan.
What?
What happened this time?
Did you fall down in the bathroom?
But... - I had not worn my underwearthis time.
Come on. Come on. - Yes.
Uncle fell down. Uncle fell down.
Come here. Come here.
You imitate me. Shameless man.
I don't know where Happy is? He has still not come.
Who is strolling and coming here?
He is Manjeet. He can't even see properly.
Father, did you find only him as my father?
The wrong man has come. - Hello.
Look here. - Yes.
Where is Happy? - He had loose motions. So I came.
I came.
Why didn't you send him?
He didn't come. Dear, give me a hug.
Move. Go back. - Yes.
Son, both of you go. I will tackle him.
Look. - Yes.
Look wherever I tell you. - Okay.
When I tell you to look left, look left.
When I tell you to look right, look right.
Okay. - Come on.
How much is this? - Three.
Rascal. - You fool. Come on.
No need to talk nonsense. I will handle everything.
Understood? - Yes. Yes.
CV, stop it. Today is your last trial of Jodhpur.
I know. I know.
Your Highness.
CV Singh, he is Chandni's father.
Sardar Manjeet Singh Ritha.
Hold this. - Hello. Hello.
Hello. - Hello.
Come. Come. Let's have tea. - Yes.
Fatoor Singh, what did you say his name is?
Sardar Manjeet Singh Ritha.
Ritha? Okay.
Mr. Ritha, Chandni is your daughter? - Ask him.
Yes. She is 100% his daughter.
Okay. Okay. No problem.
You know, we royals have chosen a boy foryour daughter.
I hope you won't mind. - Ask him.
Why will he mind?
You have taken the decision, haven't you? That's it.
Okay.
It's my decision.
I have heard your wife is not well. How is she now?
Ask him.
Ask him. - I...
She is fine. Absolutely fine.
She has started eating five meals a day.
Five meals?
What time was Chandni born?
We have to make her horoscope.
Ask him.
Strange! Why will I ask him?
Are you Chandni's father? Or is he Chandni's father?
Get me my gun. I want to shoot this man. - His Highness.
His Highness. Hold on.
In his village a man doesn't speak for himself.
He hires a man to speak on his behalf.
Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it.
The way I have Ghadiyal Singh.
Your Highness, 11:12.
11:12.
Now, I got it. Okay, okay.
So what did you say his name is? - Ask him.
Get me my gun. I am asking you. What is his name?
Manjeet Singh Ritha. - Manjeet Singh Ritha.
Good.
Mr. Ritha, I am happy to welcome you...
...in this royal family of ours.
What is this?
There is a royal gate here. There is a royal gate there.
From which gate will the wedding procession come?
There. There. - There.
Get out from here. From where? Decide.
From here? Orfrom there?
His Highness, what happened?
Why are you screaming so loudly?
What has not happened? They have made two gates.
From which gate will the wedding procession come?
Father. Father. Father, shall I say something? - Yes.
Recently I attended William and Kate's wedding. - So?
There is a rehearsal in every big wedding. - So?
A complete walk-through.
Great idea! It's a great idea!
Rehearsals.
I will be the groom.
Is he mad? - Yes. You can be a groom only in rehearsal.
Not in real life.
Veer, you have seen rehearsals in London, right? - Yes.
So you will be the groom.
What's going on?
Yes. I will be the groom.
But who will be the bride?
Mother, it can't be you.
And, Divya, you will want to watch it, right? - Yes.
Chandni, you come.
Okay.
"I had prayed that you be mine."
"Beloved, if I get you, it will be heavenly."
"I have fallen in love, beloved."
"Forthe first time, beloved."
"Dwell in my heart."
"As my love, beloved."
"I had prayed that you be mine."
"Beloved, if I get you, it will be heavenly."
"I have fallen in love, beloved."
"Forthe first time, beloved."
"Dwell in my heart."
"As my love, beloved."
Father.
Good job! Good job!
Well done! Well done!
The royal rehearsal was fantastic.
This evening the wedding will take place exactly like this.
Fatoor Singh, have you ever decorated a royal wedding?
Yes. Last week I... - What the hell is this?
Don't worry. It will be fine. - Your Highness.
Your Highness, there is a grave problem.
Let me settle this.
The truck of Black Label that you had...
...ordered from Jaipur has arrived. - Yes. So?
There is some confusion, sir. - What confusion?
Instead of Black Label, they have sent Black Lover, sir.
Black Lover?
What the hell is Black Lover?
It's a local whiskey.
It's made in Banswara, sir.
Bhoswara? What is Bhoswara?
It's Banswara, sir.
Show me the bottle. Show me the bottle.
Oh, no.
It's a quarter. What do you want?
I should serve Bhoswara's local liquorto my royal guests?
I should wear a loincloth like you. Climb on theirtable and dance.
Enough. Enough. Enough.
Ghadiyal Singh.
Sir, 01:01.
Not the time. I want the gun.
Hold my royal sword. And you come in front of me.
It's a local scotch, sir. I am sorry, sir.
If I don't see the Black Label bottle...
...on my royal guests' tables this evening, I will shoot you.
Sir, I beg you. Forgive me, sir.
Get up. Get up.
You fool. It's such a trivial matter.
You should have told me. I would have made one call.
And Black Label's truck would have been standing outside.
Go. I will handle everything. Go.
Fatoor Singh, if anything goes wrong, I will shoot you as well.
Shoot me. - Follow me.
Come here. - Yes.
Come here.
Not you. You come here, Nippy.
Somebody follow me.
Stand here.
Give me. Show me.
It's good.
Mr. Fatoor, make the call.
If you get frightened easily, everybody will intimidate you.
Really? - Quiet. Shut up.
Okay. Do one thing. Send two men with Nippy.
Nippy, go to Jodhpur.
Buy empty Black Label bottles from a junk seller. - Okay.
Banswara's local liquor will become branded stuff.
We will be exposed. - How?
After having a peg, nobody is aware of what he is drinking.
Come on.
Hello, electricity department.
Hold on. - Here.
This is Kaan Singh.
What is this? When will the power be back?
There is no power in the mansion forthe past two days.
It's hot inside. And outside mosquitoes are biting me.
I am sleeping on the terrace like a beggar.
It's the minister's orders.
To divert electricity fortwo days. - What?
The electricity has been diverted.
To hell with you.
I swear on my moustache.
Until I don't slander CV, I won't chew betel leaf.
Come on, guys.
Let's celebrate.
Come on, brother.
"You wash yourfeet, put on your anklets."
"Your nose ring sparkles."
"You wash yourfeet, put on your anklets."
"Your nose ring sparkles."
"Your bangle is gesturing to me."
"You have seven diamonds in your bangle."
"It asks for every lover's heart."
"You have seven diamonds in your bangle."
"It asks for every lover's heart."
"Keep your bangle safe, my darling."
"Your bangle is gesturing to me."
"The bangles suit yourfair arms."
"You're teaching it and it's telling us."
"The bangles suit yourfair arms."
"You're teaching it and it's telling us."
"Your bangle tells the truth, my beauty queen."
"Your bangle is gesturing to me."
"Your bangle has cast a spell on me."
"Your bangle has made Rekesh crazy foryou."
"Your bangle has cast a spell on me."
"Your bangle has made Rekesh crazy foryou."
"I'm hoping you will come to me soon."
"As I can't live without you anymore."
"I'm hoping you will come to me soon."
"As I can't live without you anymore."
"Your bangle is gesturing to me."
Father, the wedding procession will reach here within half an hour.
That's great.
Son, one of the lights is not functioning there. - I will see.
Veer.
Yes, father.
Veer, come here.
He is my friend. His Highness of Khandwar.
Hello.
Son, he is very impressed with you. - Thank you.
He wants to conduct his daughter's marriage with you.
And I have given my consent.
Veer, accept this as the wedding token.
Father, I am sorry.
I can't marry.
Mr. Chandraveer Singh, you should have told me before.
Permit me.
What did you say?
I can't marry.
Why?
Because I love Chandni.
Father. - Father.
We also love Chandni.
Brother, please. Don't joke.
Veer, you were never vying for her.
We are trying since the beginning.
Of course. - Brother, stop it. Please.
But we... - Shut up.
But... Chandni was going to marry Pappi Sardar.
I will tell you.
Look, Chandni is not a reporter.
I am not a decorator.
But he is Pappi Sardar.
What?
Father, I am sorry. I lied to you.
The truth is that I love Chandni.
And I want to marry her.
Why didn't you tell me before?
I was afraid of you, father. - You aren't afraid now?
Father, you said Chandni is like your daughter.
That's why I searched a groom for her.
What difference does it make if I am the groom?
It makes a difference.
Chandni is not a Rajput. She is not a royal.
One moment.
Shall I tell you one thing?
I am not even Punjabi.
25 years ago my parents went to Mt. Abu for vacationing.
They found me at a temple's steps and brought me home.
I was an orphan.
For a moment imagine, if you had come instead of them...
...you would have also done the same thing.
Because I have seen a lot of love in your eyes.
What would I have been called then?
A Rajput? Royal enough?
Whatever. But I know one thing.
This marriage won't take place.
All of you can leave.
Mr. CV Singh, you... - Get out.
Out.
Enough.
Enough, uncle.
Come on. - Let's go.
Come, dear.
Chandni, hold on.
Father, forgive me. But I also will have to go with them.
What do you mean?
I can't marry any other girl.
Ghadiyal Singh.
Sir, 07:29.
Give me my gun.
I said give me my gun.
I will shoot him. - Father, no.
No.
15 years ago I also truly loved a girl.
But I couldn't musterthe courage to speak in front of you.
Just because she wasn't a Rajput.
Don't stop Veer.
Otherwise like me he will also be seen in...
...somebody's marriage after 15 years.
Veer.
Go, Veer.
Congratulations, Mr. CV Singh.
Congratulations.
Heartiest congratulations, Mr. CV Singh.
You are going through a bad time.
Let's see what the problem is.
What do you mean? - I mean...
...father and I have sworn that we will tarnish...
...your very honour that you are so proud of.
If you want to take revenge, then you can do it later.
Today is his daughter's marriage.
Let the marriage take place.
Marriage!
How can the marriage take place?
The wedding procession from Jaigadh is in our custody.
You don't have any other option left.
Get Divya married to me.
Stupid. What kind of a fool are you?
I understand that you want to take revenge.
You want to tarnish their honour...
...I understand that as well.
But did yourfather lose his mind...
...that he sent you here to give this message?
Couldn't you send them a sms worth 50 paise?
Look, if anything happens to me, then your wedding guests...
What will they do? - What will they do to the procession?
What will they do?
Mr. CV Singh. We can settle our personal score later.
Right now it's the question of this family's honour.
We will bring the wedding procession back in return of this joker.
Come on.
Is anyone coming along or not?
Yes, brother. Go ahead.
Anant Vijay.
Don't dance before these dogs.
Listen carefully.
As long as you keep dancing yourfather will stay alive.
"Maybe they are thinking about my marriage."
"That's why mother has invited you to tea."
"Seeing this lonely bird, this trap has been laid."
"That's why your mother has invited me to tea."
What is this place?
What are you doing?
Michael Jackson. Is he your son?
How did you get caught in their clutches?
You asked me to inform Mr. CV Singh.
Couldn't you send a sms worth 50 paise?
That's exactly what I told you.
Let's complete this deal.
The priest is waiting for us at the marriage dais.
Otherwise... - Otherwise we will take him back.
Fine. Let him go.
Stop.
Charge.
Attack.
What is going on?
Everything was going well.
Brother, how would I know everything is okay?
My gun.
Where's my gun.
Father. - What?
What happened, baby?
They hit me.
Oh my baby.
Come, come.
Come on.
Come on. - Save me. Save me.
Save me.
Where is Paan Singh.
Someone get me down.
Uncle.
Someone save him.
Just a minute.
Will you break my head?
Fatoor Singh, enough of your charade.
My gun.
Got him.
Ghajini. Dabangg. Wanted.
Singham.
Dirty Picture.
Pardon or death?
What shall we do with you?
Spare me.
Okay. Okay.
Let us forgive and forget.
Come on. - Okay.
You know, Fatoor Singh, I have realised that I am a royal fool.
Sometimes royal people can make royal mistakes.
But I have also realised that...
...royalty should from the heart and not status.
In that status Chandni is a queen of hearts.
Come on, darling. Give me a hug.
Sorry, dear. I am very sorry.
So I have decided that...
...I will get Veer married to Chandni in Punjab with grandeur.
Look, Nippy is here too.
Come on.
Brother. Brother. Come on.
Your Highness. - Okay.
That's nice. That's nice.
Royal tasting will be done by the royal guest and sir.
Please start.
And just wait.
Best scotch from Scotland.
Like I said before.
After a peg no one will ever know what they are drinking.
The weapons have to be venerated, master.
Open the bag. - With your permission, father.
What is this?
I think they belong to children.
They belong to adults.
There was a sword in here.
"Come be mine."
"With colourful clouds."
"With the kohl in your eyes."
"With colourful clouds."
I've kept one for myself. - "With the kohl in your eyes."
Shut up. - "I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni." "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni." - "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"You did something without my consent."
"You defamed me."
"You did something without my consent."
"You defamed me."
"If you really love me."
"Then what are you afraid of?"
"Don't wipe those memories..."
"...of my heart with your veil."
"I've written your name on this heart."
"Chandni." - "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni." - "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni." - "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni." - "Come be mine."
"My Chandni."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."
"Chandni."
"I am yours, yours."
"Chandni."
"Come be mine."